Valentine’s Day suck! I’m not just saying that because I’m without one this year. It’s the most annoying day of the year if you ask me.

Why must people send lame,disgusting assorted chocolates to the workplace to their significant other? Why is it only THIS particular day gifts are sent to a workplace? Don’t get me started on the roses that people keep in their cubes, until the red petals are black!

And if someone tells me their Valentine’s Day plans AFTER DARK, I am going to scream.